2/5 Popcorn Buckets
Just got home from The Mandalorian & Grogu. Man... what a disappointment.
For a couple of years now I've been saying Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau were our New Hope. After all the damage Kathleen Kennedy did to Star Wars, these were supposed to be the guys who understood what made Star Wars special. Instead, I sat through two hours of what felt like a Disney+ side quest.
The highlights? Sigourney Weaver was great. Seeing Zeb in live action was awesome. Everything else? Meh.
Where was Bo-Katan? Where was Sabine? Where was Boba Fett? Where was the Mandoverse we were promised? The movie should have been Mando hunting Imperial remnants while uncovering the rise of the First Order. That's the story. That's where the galaxy was heading. Instead we got Rotta the Hutt.
And don't even get me started on the synth music. At several points it didn't even sound like Star Wars. It sounded like somebody accidentally loaded the wrong soundtrack.
The saddest part is that I wasn't angry when the credits rolled. I was disappointed. I grew up with Star Wars. I saw A New Hope in 1977. Star Wars used to make you feel wonder. It made you feel like there was an entire galaxy beyond the screen.
This movie didn't give me wonder. It gave me content.